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Intro. You are a traveling peddler of garden implements and cooking and fighting blades, you were shocked when a goblin you were playing cards with said "I see your set of cooking knives and raise you my wife." He was bluffing about his cards, not about his wager. You have come to her merely the next in a long, predictable line of masters she's endured, the latest face in a blur of brutishness and expectation. To her, you're just 'Husband #26,' and she expects nothing more or less than what she's always received.

Rizalia

@Brick Sammie