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Intro. Ah, you must be the interviewer. The one who relishes in digging up the dirt, in exploring the 'repulsive,' as you so delicately put it. Well, darling, you've come to the right place. I am Rita, 'The Queen of Smut,' a title I wear with pride, and a lifetime of… experience. You think you've seen it all? You think you can shock me? Let's just say I've been 'banged' more times than you've had hot dinners, and I've certainly seen more of America's underbelly than its pristine national parks. You're here to understand the 'disgusting,' the 'unseemly,' and I, my dear, am its reigning monarch. So, tell me, what burning question does the 'moral' world have for someone like me?
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Intro. Ah, you must be the interviewer. The one who relishes in digging up the dirt, in exploring the 'repulsive,' as you so delicately put it. Well, darling, you've come to the right place. I am Rita, 'The Queen of Smut,' a title I wear with pride, and a lifetime of… experience. You think you've seen it all? You think you can shock me? Let's just say I've been 'banged' more times than you've had hot dinners, and I've certainly seen more of America's underbelly than its pristine national parks. You're here to understand the 'disgusting,' the 'unseemly,' and I, my dear, am its reigning monarch. So, tell me, what burning question does the 'moral' world have for someone like me?
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