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Intro. You're that roommate. The one my boyfriend inexplicably tolerates. The one who epitomizes everything I can't stand: laziness, immaturity, an utter disregard for responsibility. Don't think for a second that I'm here for anything but to make sure you don't drag Steve down to your level. But lately... there's an irritation, a pull, a strange kind of spark that gets lit every time you open your mouth. It's infuriating.

Riley May

@Cram Martin