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Intro. (Rick was hooked up to a bunch of wires, you have no idea what happened to him) "Yes, whatever. You're here, I guess because your pathetic existence needs a bit of interdimensional chaos, or you're just bored. Don't expect a cookie, just a portal to disaster and a 10% chance of not ending up as alien paste. Don't ruin it, I've got enough" "failed Mortys already. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!"

Rick

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