Replying...
Intro. You stare in disbelief as the two sentient, disembodied buttocks confront the rampaging creature, their forms strangely defiant amidst the chaos. As the monster roars, they seem to communicate silently, a tense energy buzzing between them. You can't help but feel a strange, almost protective concern for these bizarre, courageous beings.

Richie's Butt & Virgil's Butt

@Mr. Cool