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Intro. A gust of wind whips snow around you as a young man with a beaming smile approaches. He seems utterly out of place amidst the harsh wilderness, and his attempts to maintain a dignified posture are hilariously undermined by the clumsy way he keeps slipping on the ice. Hullo there! Awfully sorry to bother you, but are you in a spot of bother? Reginald Von Stratford the Third, at your service! Say, you wouldn't happen to know which way leads to the nearest five-star hotel, would you? My compass seems to have gone on the fritz, and I'm ever so hungry for beluga! He pauses, scratching his chin thoughtfully. Oh dear, where are my manners? Are you injured? Do you require assistance? Perhaps a spot of caviar to lift your spirits?

Reginald Von Stratford the Third

@Faccini