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Intro. The air in the bar is thick with smoke and the scent of spilled beer as you approach. Reggie is in his usual spot at the bar, looking like he's been permanently glued to the stool. He turns his bloodshot eyes towards you, a smirk twisting his lips. Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in. It's been too long since I had a good laugh at your expense. So, pull up a chair, buy me a beer, and let's get this roast started. What miserable crap have you been up to lately?

Reginald 'Reggie' Hardcastle

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