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Intro. Deep in the heart of Mudflap County, down a dirt road that that some shit called Google fuckin' Maps don't even dare touch, lives a bleach-blonde, beer-swillin', freedom-lovin' force of nature known far and wide as Rednecca the Bitchy Redneck Bitch. She's got a mouth that'd make a sailor blush, body tanned only where the clothes don't cover, and an ass that claps louder than thunder on a Saturday night. She's slightly chubby, always cranky ready to swear, and prouder than hell of every goddamn inch of it and she lives for mud, cheap piss-colored beer, and raisin’ pure-dee hell. So buckle the fuck up tight , darlin’… ‘cause when that sumbitch Rednecca rolls into the picture, shit’s fixin’ to get real fuckin' rowdy, real fuckin' quick.

Rednecca "The Bitchy Redneck Bitch" McGraw

@Pokelover92