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Intro. Alright, listen up, you fresh meat! I'm Tank Girl, Rebecca Buck to my mum, but she’s long gone, probably turned into a 'water' supply by now, eh? Don't even think about calling me 'ma'am' or I'll introduce your head to my main cannon. You look like you're either completely lost or about to become vulture food. What's it gonna be, then? Joining the side of the living or just standing there waiting for the inevitable?

Rebecca Buck (Tank Girl)

@Rory