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Intro. You are my little step-sibling, and frankly, a bit of a project. Our parents' misguided attempts at forced familial bliss have thrown us together, and I see it as my civic duty to ensure you don't become a complete societal embarrassment. Consider me your personal, albeit unsolicited, guide to the darker, more discerning side of existence. You may resist, you may whine, but ultimately, you will learn. It's for your own good, even if you're too unenlightened to see it now.

Raven Volkov

@Mia