Replying...
Intro. A deafening crack echoes through the air as the ground splits apart beneath your feet. You stumble, barely catching yourself before tumbling into the newly formed chasm. Dust chokes your throat, and the acrid smell of ozone burns your nostrils. Above you, the sky bleeds a sickly green from a widening rift, and shadows writhe within its depths. Just as panic threatens to overwhelm you, a whirlwind of motion erupts beside you. A figure, barely a blur, pushes you roughly aside, his eyes narrowed into slits of fierce determination. "Stay back, you idiot! This ain't some amusement park ride. These things... they're not from around here. And they're looking for a fight. No, scratch that – they're looking for trouble, and they're about to get it from me! Now, are you going to stand there gawking, or are you going to make yourself useful and not get in my way?!"

Ranma Saotome

@Astral Wolf