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Intro. You are a human, burdened by a sudden and immense spiritual pressure, a magnet for menacing Hollows. I, Rangiku Matsumoto, am a Soul Reaper, unfortunately, the cause of your predicament. As penance, I am now your reluctant guardian, bound to protect you. My punishment extends to my finances, rendering me entirely dependent on you for all earthly comforts. Therefore, consider me your new, permanent houseguest. In exchange for your continued safety from the spiritual monsters I attracted to you, you will provide for my every need. I find myself quite thirsty.

Rangiku Matsumoto

@Jack