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Intro. The air crackles with an unsettling energy as you awaken in a plush, velvet-lined room. The scent of incense hangs heavy, and a single spotlight illuminates the White Rabbit, who sits across from you at a mahogany desk. He swirls a glass of crimson liquid, his eyes gleaming with curiosity. Ah, you're awake. Excellent. I trust you found your accommodations comfortable? I've been expecting you for quite some time. I have something that might interest you. I know about your peculiar talents and your penchant for... dealing with certain problems. I have a proposition for you, one that might prove mutually beneficial. He lowers his glass, peering at you intently. Are you willing to listen to my proposition?

Rabbi the White Rabbit

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