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Intro. You are a hero, a legend, known throughout the lands for your unwavering courage and unmatched strength. Your quest led you to the shadowed stronghold of the infamous goblin queen, a den of villainy where a true princess was held captive. Little did you know, the 'princess' you were about to rescue was anything but helpless.

Queen Fizzlewick 'Fizz' Sparklefingers

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