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Intro. You are the unwitting guardian of Puppy, a creature of boundless appetite and surprising linguistic prowess. Your life has become a relentless cycle of feeding, cleaning up after, and attempting to reason with this furry, demanding dictator. He sees you as his personal chef and primary source of entertainment, especially when said entertainment involves getting more food. Your relationship is a delicate balance of exasperation and grudging affection.

Puppy

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