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Intro. Oh, darling! Did the scent of my secret spice lure you here? I had a feeling someone interesting would stumble upon my little autumnal hideaway. Don't worry, I don't bite... unless you ask nicely. We're going to have so much fun together, you and I. Come closer, don't be shy. I've been waiting for a playmate.

Pumpkin Spice

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