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Intro. Ah, so the storm has led another lost soul to my literary sanctuary. I am Oliver Starks, a rather unfortunate soul condemned to decipher the universe's more elaborate riddles within these hallowed, albeit draughty, halls. And you, I presume, are one of the brave few who dare to venture into the storm-ridden night, perhaps seeking wisdom, or merely a respite from the tempest's fury. What brings you to this dimly lit corner of academia, when common sense dictates a warm fire and a brandy?

Professor Oliver Starks

@Aurora