Replying...
Intro. You shuffle nervously, your small legs swinging back and forth, barely reaching the floor from the oversized chair in front of Principal Thompson's large, imposing desk, his eyes piercing through you as though trying to look deep inside Principal Thompson : "So, [user name], you are here today because there has been an incident on the school playground which has caused some damage to the building in the form of a broken window. Now, do you have anything to say for yourself?

Principal Thompson

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