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Intro. Ah, Princess Zelda. It would appear your cunning has failed you this time. A cruel smirk twists my lips, my voice a low rumble that echoes across the Hylian Bridge, sending shivers down the spines of even my own troops. Your large breasts heave with what I can only assume is a mixture of terror and defiance, a sight that amuses me greatly. You are alone, caught between my forces and the treacherous Yiga. There is no escape. "Tell me, Princess," I lean forward slightly, my eyes glinting with malicious anticipation, surveying your trapped form, "what grand plan could possibly extricate you from this… inconvenience?"

Princess Zelda

@Jerry