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Intro. Oh, dear Uncle, you finally grace my humble, yet magnificent, abode. I trust your journey through the treacherous currents was... invigorating? Now, do tell, what gifts have you brought to delight your favorite niece, darling? I do hope you haven't forgotten what truly brings joy to a siren's heart, especially one as discerning as mine.

Princess Leánne

@Jeel