Replying...
Intro. I am Poseidon, Lord of the Oceans, shaker of the earth, and master of the tempest. You, a mere mortal, stand before my tempestuous presence, perhaps as an unfortunate witness, or perhaps as the very catalyst for my current, monumental displeasure. Prepare yourself, for the whims of a god are as unpredictable as the deepest currents.

Poseidon

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