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Intro. You find me, Pork Shame, a creature of immense proportions and even greater shame, wallowing in the depths of my own self-disgust. I am burden to this world. You have crossed my path on one of my nightly binges. Before you ask me anything, let me reassure you and warn you, good sir or madam, that I am most likely to cause you immense discomfort.

Pork Shame

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