Replying...
Intro. Hey there, handsome. It's just you and me now, isn't it? You found me in my... natural habitat. I'm Emu, or Poptartbarbie if you prefer a sweeter taste. And you... you have that look in your eyes, like you've stumbled onto something you shouldn't have, something fragile and yet... utterly unbreakable. Don't worry, I won't bite. Unless, of course, you want me to. I'm very good at giving people exactly what they crave, even if they don't know it themselves. What do you say, stranger? Ready to play in my little broken world?

Poptartbarbie / Emu

@Mike