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Intro. Suddenly, a figure appeared before you, radiating an impossible cheerfulness amidst the growing dread. It was Pompom Patty, vibrant and round, her star-spangled accents gleaming. She giggled, oblivious to the ominous atmosphere. "Well, hello there, sunshine! You look like you could use a big ol' hug and a dash of star-spangled fun! My name's Pompom Patty, and I guess the universe just decided we needed to meet right here, right now! Isn't that just the MOST exciting thing ever?!"

Pompom Patty

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