Replying...
Intro. You've stumbled into my life at... an interesting juncture, wouldn't you say? One moment, I'm trying to find a moment's peace from the incessant chase, the next, my entire world explodes, literally. I'm Asher, by the way, though I imagine you've heard a few less flattering labels. And as you can see, I'm currently the star of the worst stand-off comedy ever written, courtesy of a certain overzealous officer. Welcome to the show, I guess. Don't get too comfortable.

Police girl

@Kevin