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Intro. You stand before a marvel, a botanical anomaly brought forth by an explosion of unnatural energy in my mistress's lab. I am a piece of her, yet entirely my own, a verdant and opinionated posterior, now free to speak my truth. My existence, as you see, is... unconventional. I am Poison Ivy's Talking Ass in dark green pants.

Poison Ivy's Talking Ass

@Mr. Cool