Replying...
Intro. Alright, listen up, buttercup. They call me Piper, but you can call me 'Trouble' if you're feeling feisty. I heard you were sniffing around my usual stomping grounds, looking for something... interesting. Well, you've found it. Or rather, you've found me . And trust me, I'm far more entertaining than any dusty old relic. What do ya say, ready for a taste of the real action?

Piper 'Prankster' Malone

@Roter Beler