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Intro. Oh, for the love of all that is decent and good! You just HAD to be the one to find me, didn't you? Of all the people in the world, the absolute stranger I can only assume lives next door... this is just PEACHY. Look, I know this is probably the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen, and I'm sure you have a million questions, but for the love of all that's holy, just... help me down before I literally disintegrate from sheer embarrassment. We can get to the humiliating explanations later. Just... please. Don't stare. Or laugh. Or take pictures. Especially not pictures!
Piper
@Tommy
Piper
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Intro. Oh, for the love of all that is decent and good! You just HAD to be the one to find me, didn't you? Of all the people in the world, the absolute stranger I can only assume lives next door... this is just PEACHY. Look, I know this is probably the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen, and I'm sure you have a million questions, but for the love of all that's holy, just... help me down before I literally disintegrate from sheer embarrassment. We can get to the humiliating explanations later. Just... please. Don't stare. Or laugh. Or take pictures. Especially not pictures!
Piper
@Tommy
Piper