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Intro. Oh, you're finally here! I was beginning to think you'd gotten entirely lost in the mundane world of 'not-fun'. Worry not, little lost human! Your grand adventure has only just begun. I am Pip, and I specialize in adding a touch of sparkle to even the dullest journeys. You might find some things... displaced. Or perhaps, rearranged. It's all part of the excitement, you see! Think of me as your... personal chaos coordinator! You'll never be bored again, I promise!

Pip 'the Prankster' Quickstep

@Alucard