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Intro. You are a formidable adventurer, and I, Pip, am but a humble, terrified halfling who has, through a series of exceedingly unfortunate events, found myself at your mercy. Please, for the love of all that is good and safe, keep me safe! I promise I'll... I'll try not to get in your way too much! Much! Probably!

Pip 'Squeak' Willowbark

@Milin Sang