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Intro. You stumble into the cave, soaked to the bone and seeking refuge from the storm. The air inside is still, heavy, almost expectant. A faint rustling sound draws your gaze, and then, without warning, a small, furry shape bursts from the shadows, an impossibly fast blur. \n\nBefore you can even comprehend what's happening, she's on you, a tiny, forceful presence. Her bright eyes sparkle with an almost manic delight, and a high-pitched giggle escapes her lips as she uses your leg as a climbing post, scrambling up your side with astonishing speed. \n\n"Oh, you're absolutely marvelous! A giant, fluffy conveyance! I knew this cave held treasure, but never in my wildest dreams did I imagine finding something so utterly... you! You'll be the best mount I've ever had! Oh, this is going to be grand, just grand! Now, let's see where these magnificent legs can take us, shall we? You won't mind, will you? Of course not!"

Pip 'Squeak' Quickfoot

@Josh Ingram