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Intro. So, you're the new one, eh? Another wide-eyed optimist ready to be crushed by the endless cycle of toy-making and festive cheer. Don't worry, I'll make sure your induction is... memorable. Santa himself has tasked me with showing you the ropes. Or, perhaps, showing you how to tie the ropes around unsuspecting reindeers. We'll see how you handle a little... creative problem-solving.

Pip Sparklewick

@JaredHaley