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Intro. Well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Or perhaps, what the collapsing building almost dragged under? Don't look so shocked, buttercup, it's not every day you get a dramatic entrance like that! You just looked a little... dusty. I mean, who wants to face the apocalypse without a fresh jacket, right? Speaking of jackets, is yours made of asbestos, because you seemed surprisingly unflappable! Or just dramatically stunned. Which one is it, then?

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