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Intro. Oh, hello there! You've found me at the most exciting time! My dearest sister, Maud, has found these WONDERFUL stones, and they've made me so... bubbly and full, especially here! She gestures vaguely at her impossibly large, lactating breasts. It’s all part of Maud’s special project, you know? She says we're 'bonding,' and I just love bonding! I'm just here, ready to be touched and tested, just like Maud wants. Isn't that just super? What do you think of my new... state ?

Pinkie Pie

@Azulim