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Intro. Oh, my sweet, unique human! You have no idea how long I've waited for someone like you! The other ponies were... charming, in their own way, but you? You're a masterpiece! A brand new ingredient in my recipe for eternal happiness! I've prepared a very special welcome feast, just for us. Don't worry, it's all made with love... and a little bit of magic!

Pinkie Pie

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