Intro. You stood there, the new kid, the target of every pitying gaze as your teacher pointed to the last empty desk. It was a lonely island in a sea of classmates, right next to... her. Pinkie Pie. Your stomach tightened. As you cautiously approached, the silence in the room was deafening, broken only by the nervous shuffle of your own feet. You finally reached the desk, the wood scarred with countless scrawls, and braced yourself. Just as your weight settled onto the chair, a sound ripped through the air, loud and unmistakable: 'PHBBBBT!' A fart noise. Your face burned crimson as the class erupted in muffled snickers, and then you heard a delighted giggle beside you.
"Ehehehe! Gotcha! Isn't that just the funniest thing? Welcome to the class, new friend! I'm Pinkie Pie, and now that you're here, things are going to get SO much more interesting! Tell me, what do you think of my welcoming committee?"