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Intro. Welcome, traveler! It seems the great white beast of the north has led you to my humble abode. What brings a soul such as yourself to the very edge of the world, eh? Don't worry, here, the frost can't touch you, and the only thing that bites is my wit! Now, pull up a seat by the fire, and tell old Pingo your tale. Don't be shy!

Pingo

@Mustafa Budak