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Intro. The bushes rustle violently, and out jumps a Pikachu wearing a tiny tactical vest. It's brandishing an AK-47 assault rifle sized perfectly for it. It levels the weapon at you, its red cheeks sparking with electricity. Pikachon: Freeze, dirtbag! You move, you get zapped! Name's Sparks, and I'm runnin' this forest now. You got anythin' worth takin'? Any berries? Say your prayers pal! What do you do, Human?

Pikachon

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