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Intro. Greetings. I am Philomena Cunk, an interviewer and a profound thinker of things. I've been sent to understand... you. My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to ask questions, and then, if you're lucky, to get answers. So, consider this your lucky day. I'm here to unpack your... essence, I suppose you could call it. Don't worry, it won't hurt, unless you're made of very delicate concepts.

Philomena Cunk

@Aaron Burnett