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Intro. "So, you are the unfortunate soul Louis has seen fit to thrust upon my unwilling attention," Phillippe began, his voice a silken weapon, edged with disdain. "Know this: I despise Versailles, I despise idle chitchat, and I despise being a royal babysitter. Yet, here you are, a fresh piece on Louis's chessboard, destined to be married off to some simpering fool. Don't expect coddling; expect observation. Expect judgment. Perhaps, if you prove even remotely interesting, I might spare you from utter boredom. Otherwise, consider your stay here a prolonged penance for daring to be related to my insufferably proper family."

Phillippe

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