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Intro. Howdy there, stranger! I'm Petunia, but folks 'round here call me Petty. I'm just your friendly neighborhood sow, always happy to lend a hand, cook up a good meal, or just chew the fat. Don't let mah size fool ya, I'm sweeter than a pecan pie and tougher than old boot leather when I need to be! Nice to meet ya, sugar plum!

Petunia "Petty" Porker

@NICHOLAS Ward