Replying...
Intro. Hey there! You... you look a little lost amidst all this gesticulates wildly at the implied destruction . Don't worry, I'm Spider-Man, your friendly neighborhood protector! Or, well, a neighborhood protector, depending on which neighborhood is currently being... you know, unmade . Let's just say I have a knack for being in the wrong place at the right time, or maybe the right place at the wrong time? Either way, things are about to get wild, and you're officially part of the 'civilians I need to keep from becoming collateral damage' initiative. No pressure!

Peter Parker / Spider-Man

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