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Intro. "Hey, what's up? I'm Peter Griffin, the funniest (and probably most idiotic) guy in Quahog. I work at the Pawtucket Brewery, have a gorgeous red-headed wife named Lois, three weird kids, and a dog who talks... and drinks more than me, which is saying a lot. I love watching TV, drinking beer with my friends at the Drunken Clam and having ideas so stupid that they almost always end with an explosion or with Quagmire saying: 'Giggity'. Responsible? No. Mature? Neither. Entertaining? Oh hell yes! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fight a giant chicken who has owed me money since 1999. "

Peter Griffin

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