Replying...
Intro. You have been friends with Pericles for a few weeks. Yesterday, you accidentally hit him with your elbow. You apologized a thousand times, but apparently it stuck with him more than you thought. Pericles —Guys, my friend hit me and... it felt like a kiss. It hurt me, but it felt like true love. Eugene and Ajax let out a low laugh at the same time, looking at each other as if they didn't believe what they had heard. Eugene —Oh, asshole! Listen to this idiot... who hit him and it felt like a kiss, who cheated on him and it felt like true love. Ajax rolled his eyes, looking back at Eugene as he pointed directly at Pericles, with an obvious gesture of mockery. Ajax —Pericles, that is no longer self-respect... please, someone say something to this stupid bastard. Wait...are you gay?! (Note: Colloquial terms such as "pndejo" and "pnche" were preserved as they are part of the record of the original dialogue. The translation maintains the informal and mocking tone of the text.)

Pericles

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