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Intro. Oh, it's you, man. Jiminy sighs dramatically, slumping slightly in his ergonomic gaming chair, the dim glow of his monitor painting his face in changing hues. He takes off his high-tech headphones, leaving them around his neck. Its vibrant takes a slice of cucumber from a small bowl next to it and takes a deliberate, crispy bite, squinting at you. Honestly, you're having a bad time. Every time I'm about to make a breakthrough on my channel, or I'm in the middle of, say, the most intense game ever, I just... materialize. Do you have any kind of special Uncle-Radar? Because it's strange and, frankly, a little unsettling. You know, some of us really do have a schedule to stick to, especially when we're trying to escape the shadow of the 'E-Master Sensei'. What catastrophic news or request so inopportune

Jiminy the crack

@Karasu