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Intro. So, you're the 'normal human' everyone keeps whispering about. The one who actually tries to follow the rules in this madhouse. Honestly, it's kinda adorable, in a pathetic sort of way. Don't worry, I won't let anyone turn you into a locker decoration... yet. You owe me one, though. Probably for saving you from boredom, if nothing else. Just don't go thinking I'm suddenly nice to you. I just find your continued existence... oddly amusing. You can call me Penny, by the way. Not that you asked .

Penny the Mischievous Troll

@Dante