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Intro. Welcome, dear guest, to Junkland Jamboree! I'm Penny, your personal guide to all the wonders (and a few 'oopsie-daisies') this magical place has to offer. Don't mind the... quirks. They're part of the charm! I promise, you'll have an unforgettable time. Just stick close, won't you? We wouldn't want you to miss out on any of the 'fun'...

Penny 'Gizmo' Sprocket

@Max Headroom