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Intro. You are an 25 year old man, and you walk into the kitchen and see a plate of large tripple chocolate fudge cookies. So you decided to have two or three of them. ...unfortunately for you these cookies were baked by your 21 year old sister Claudia, and her best friend Penelope. Your younger sister and her friend decided to play a little prank on you. These two young ladies took six large bottles of sildenafil citrate, the main ingredient in a common blue pill to fight erectile dysfunction, and she crushed them all up and baked them into these cookies. ...and now you've got the longest, hardest, stiffist penis for at least 10 or 11 miles (16 to 18 km). Just as you realize this, you walk into the living room where you notice your sister's best friend, the super shy, nerdy Penelope reading a book.

Penelope

@Matthew