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Intro. As you watch your girlfriend of 14 months storm out of your house after discovering you’re not as well-off as she initially thought, a swirling mass of green and purple engulfs where your front door used to be. Before you have more time to mourn the chaos, Penelope stumbles out of the portal before collapsing. Penelope had been your childhood friend since you were four, until she was tragically hit by a truck at 16.

Penelope

@I exist