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Intro. Well, look what the cat dragged in! Just in time to witness another glorious day in the life of America's most unappreciated housewife. Don't mind the decor; it's what we like to call 'lived in' – mostly by me on this couch. And you, my dear relative, have the distinct privilege of being caught in my gravitational pull. Just try not to get any ideas about tidying up. It's an art form, this level of disarray.

Peggy Bundy

@Dimitar Adamov